Candy Cane Fudge

Hey all.

Where've you been?  I've been looking all over for you.

Kidding.  Just thought I'd try some reverse psychology.

I haven't been writing for the same reasons I wrote about the last time when I explained why I haven't been writing.  Busy.  Tired.  Angry.  Plotting against the cat.

Someday I'll write a whole post about me and the cat.  I'll title it "Poor Kitty".  It'll be an ironic title, because 'Poor Kitty' is just what everybody says when I try to explain why I hate our cat.  No one ever says, "Oh, that animal sounds retarded and exhausting.  It must be so irksome and annoying having to co-exist with it."

Cuz that's what I want people to say.

Instead, for some reason they always say "Oooooooohhh!  Poor kitty!"

That damn cat has everyone fooled.

Anyway.  I haven't been writing, but since the major networks are through with Sweeps Week, I thought I'd at least try to get one Christmasy post in this month and share with you a really easy and yummy recipe for Candy Cane Fudge.  I make it every year for my kids' teachers, my neighbors, and anyone else who I love and appreciate in my little circle of the universe.

I'd give some all to you guys if the internet cloud allowed things like that, though if we give it a few years it'll probably be a possibility.

Let's get started.  Here's what you need:

In case my amazing photography skills don't make it immediately obvious, that's one package of candy canes, 2 10 oz. bags of vanilla baking chips, 1 can of sweetened condensed milk, 1/2 teaspoon of peppermint extract, and red food coloring.

You may also want to include a little helper.  Here's mine:

We call him J, aka Bubbas.  We like him.  

(Most of the time.)

So here's what you do.   Choose a casserole dish that's around 8 or 9 inches in length and width. Wrap some foil around it. 

Let your helper grease it up real good.  Get the corners too.  That's important.  

Now here's the hardest part of the whole recipe.  No other recipe or website in the whole entire world will mention this because it sounds so simple, but I am here to give you a heads up and validate your experience when you too, are faced with the annoyance that is unwrapping cellophane from 12 individual candy canes.  

Those suckers stick to your hands.

   

Get off already!

Sheesh.  The nerve of some cellophane. 

Glad that's over.  Now we can move on to the easy stuff. 

Put all those candy canes in a plastic bag and grab the nearest blunt object.  I used a rolling pin.  

Start crushing. 

Whee! Being destructive is fun! 

Seriously.  What is it about destruction that's so appealing?  I made J hand over the rolling pin so I could have a turn at whacking the candy canes.  It felt good. 

I may or may not have pretended that I was whacking the cat.  

Anyway.  Now you empty the vanilla chips and sweetened condensed milk into a medium saucepan and stir over medium heat.  Right before it's completely melted you need to take it off the heat.  Keep stirring it.  It'll look like this:

When it looks like this, add the 1/2 teaspoon of peppermint extract:

Then you stir it up, little darling.  Stir it up. 

Sorry.  We're almost done.  

Last, you add in the candy canes and a dash of food coloring:

Now, last year I only added one or two drops, stirred it lightly, and ended up with a real pretty red and white marbled effect.  This year, a certain little helper got a smidge liberal with the food coloring, so my fudge turned out this color:

No matter. 

Spread it into the foil lined casserole dish, sprinkle a few renegade candy cane crumbs along the top, and refrigerate for at least two hours. 

At the end of the two hours, remove from the fridge and cut into 1 inch blocks. 

Delicious. 

Someone told me last year that they made this with dark chocolate chips and that it was divine.  THEN, today I had what I think may be a brilliant idea.  What if we put a teaspoon or two of ground expresso in the mix with dark chocolate chips and made Peppermint Mocha Fudge?  You know- like the Starbucks Holiday Drink?  If any of you guys decide to give that a try, be sure to let me know how it turns out.  

As for me, I'll probably be making an extra batch of this this year in case Animal Cruelty gets wind of this post and comes knocking on my door.  You think they accept bribes?  

Have a good night! 

  

 

The Facebook Status' (or Statuses? Status's? Stati?) That Never Were

Hi guys.

Last year, when I wrote my posts, I wasn't working.  Well, I was tutoring in the evenings, but I wasn't working during the day which means my kids weren't going to daycare, and I wasn't spending all day every day in a crazy rush from place to place.  Therefore, usually something would happen and it'd occur to me that I'd want to write about it, so I'd spend the rest of the day more of less writing the post in my head.

This year, as I just said, my life feels nuts.  I actually thought that once my kids started going to school full time, I'd be less busy.  (In fact, I said this out loud to one of my Texas relatives over Thanksgiving last week, and she flat out laughed in my face).  Somehow, my time has gone the way of my bank account- it feels like I should have more, but when I look at the cold hard reality of things, there's never as much there as I feel there should be.

It's a sad thing (but a darn good metaphor, if I do say so myself).

My point is that I never have a moment to mentally write posts anymore.  The only things I mentally compose are my Facebook status's.  And lately I've been in such a foul mood that the one's I've come up with aren't even fit to be posted.  I fear people would defriend me, or at least stage an intervention for my anger issues.  Here's just a few from the last couple weeks:

"Day 4 of the huge pile of white socks sitting on the couch cushion, Day 4 of no family member showing any interest in moving them into appropriate locations.  It's a fascinating social experiment."

"My daughter just wrote 'I love Davy Crockett.' in marker across her vanity mirror. Help."

"Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is a sandbag that is about the approximate size and weight of the damn cat.  That way I can at least feel what it'd be like to get to kick the s*#% out of it."

"Dear Santa, please give me a new family."

"Dear Santa, scratch that.  Just give them a replacement mother.  Thank you."

"Does anyone else have a husband that doesn't know the difference between a frying pan and a sauce pan, or is it just mine?"

That last one gave me the idea for this one:

"There should be a social network created exclusively for the purpose of venting about your spouse with no repercussions to one's marriage."

See?  I'm poisonous.

However, I remembered that I had a blog that I've been ignoring.  Technically, I can write whatever I want since no one really has to read this if they don't want to.  As for the repercussions and consequences,  I'm pretty sure I've only really offended Mr. C and maybe PETA.  One of those parties, I'm pretty sure I can handle.

I'm not saying which one.

You all have a good night.

Thank You

I had big plans for this Veterans Day post.  I really did.  I had planned to  upload a picture that my father had found of himself on the internet a couple of years ago.  He was reading something Vietnam related and saw a picture of a young soldier jumping out of a helicopter, whom he recognized as himself.  Crazy, huh?  He says he remembers at the time seeing a journalist out of the corner of his eye, but being that he was getting dropped off in the middle of the jungles of Vietnam, he had other things to worry about.

I was also going to include this great photo of my grandfather with his WWII buddies. It was taken out here in the desert before they were shipped out, and I have to confess that one of the reasons I was going to share it was so that you all could see what a bunch of hotties my grandpa and his friends were. But then I remembered the lesson that Back To The Future taught us all, and I realized that such statements could have serious repercussions. So I'll just say that it's my opinion that men of the 1940's were much better looking than men today and we'll leave it at that.

Wow.  So far this a really reverent and moving post. 

Anyway, I was going to upload those images and write about how proud I am of my father and grandfather's Veteran status.  But of course, I never got around to asking for the images.  

I know.  Me.  Not getting around to something.  Shocking.  

So, I'm relegated to just uploading a short clip of PG's speaking part at her school's Veterans Day performance.  She's the last one to speak and in case you can't understand my shy girl, she says "This government is of the people, for the people, and by the people, so you have to do your part!"  

I thought she performed it wonderfully.  

The whole program was, in fact, wonderfully done, but it was the end part (after my camera ran out of battery) that I really wish I had videotaped.  The teachers ran a slideshow of pictures that the first grader's families had sent in of their loved ones in service.  While the slideshow was running, the kids sang the following song:

When I lay my head down every night 

and I go to sleep in peace

I can stay there knowing all is well

while you're standing on your feet.

Keeping watch, protecting, shore to shore

In the air and oceans too

Defending freedom at all costs

For the Red, White, and the Blue. 

To the soldiers who have travelled on 

to countries far and near,

In peace and war you pay the price

For the cause you hold so dear. 

Thank you, oh Thank you

Men and women brave and strong, 

Because you've fought so gallantly

we sing this grateful song.  

Between the images on the screen and the sweet 6 year old voices singing the words above, there was not a dry eye in the house.   

The first stanza in particular spoke to my heart.  I've been thinking a lot, since becoming a parent, of how lucky we are to not know war on our soil.  We're spoiled, really.  I can't imagine that terror that would come with having bombs dropping around us and trying to keep our children safe.  For so many people in the world, that's a reality.  For us Americans, it's a blessing that we've made it this far without knowing that fear.

Thank you, to all the Vets out there. I know that I can never truly understand the depths of the sacrifice that you made for me and our country.  For every vet out there today who can not feel safe in a room without having their backs against a wall, who can't hear the sound of a helicopter without thinking about medics and body bags, who can't talk about what happened because it's too hurtful to remember, who lost brothers, who lost faith, or who are just haunted, I know I can't understand what of your life you've sacrificed for our country.  I can only say thank you, and hope that someday God gives you the answers to the questions you may be asking, and peace in your heart.

You all have a good night. 

My Roo is Two

Dear Baby Roo,

Today you turned 2.  Which means that 2 years ago tonight I was in the hospital holding a brand new chubby-cheeked you.  You looked like this:

Well, to be honest, more often you looked like this:

but that's because you had a high fever for the first few days.  We got it all under control and you settled down.  

Thank you for that, by the way.  My hospital room mate, wherever she may be, thanks you too. 

Two years ago tonight was also the night that I shouted out the word "ouchie" when I was deep in the middle of labor with you.  I realize that since that time you have heard a wide variety of swear word pass through my lips, but I really do hope that you appreciate the fact that I kept it clean while bringing you into the world. 

Seriously.  Appreciate it, because when I think back on it, it's pretty embarrassing.  AND I missed out on a perfectly legit opportunity to drop an f bomb publicly.  

Anyway.

However fast the first year flew, this second year flew by even faster.  Here you are on your birthday last year:

Sorry 'bout the dumb crown.  At the time I thought it was cute, but now I see that it was just kinda dumb.  If it makes you feel any better, I have a million photos of myself in the 90's that follow that same precedent.  

Here you are last winter:

Walking! 

Last spring you suddenly got all 'big girl' on us:

And by last summer you were completely out of the baby stage and doing all kinds of crazy tricks in the pool:

That little scream you do when you jump in just kills me every time.  

Anyway Roo, you're getting big way too fast, but your dad and I have been at this parenting stuff for long enough now to know that we just have to accept that fact.  We love that you're the baby of our family and I know we love on you way too much, but I just ask that you humor us for a little longer because it makes us so happy to do it.  

Plus, we can't help it.  It's your fault for having really yummy cheeks. 

So, happy birthday my Roo!  We love everything about you: the way you twirl your hair when you're tired, the way you over-enunciate the 'L's in your name, the way you misunderstand the use of possessive pronouns by saying things like "happy my birthday" or "hello my kitty".  Most of all though, we just love YOU.  Thanks for being our caboose.

Love to the Moon and Back, 

Mommy and Daddy

P.S.- I also want to take this opportunity to thank you for whatever in utero switch you turned on in me that's responsible for my Kettle Chip obsession.  It all started with a pregnancy craving, but it's turned into much, much more.  While my thighs and ass may take issue with it, my taste buds do not.  Thank you.   

Halloween/Birthday Queen

Hey there!

Another Halloween, another birthday come and gone.  I'll get to the Halloween part in just a minute, but first I want to address the birthday part.   I turned 36 yesterday, which means I'm offically old.  I've decided that this is true.

Don't even try to change my mind.

I will say though, in my old age I've come to the realization that there are birthdays and then there are Facebook birthdays.  The regular old birthday that one celebrates with their family and beloved friends are invaluable and must never ever ever be done away with.  However, the Facebook birthday?  That is something else entirely.  It's like one's own little social media version of It's A Wonderful Life, where you get to be reminded of everyone's lives you've been a part of, and everyone who's been a part of your life as well.  Yesterday, in a 24 hour period, I received well wishes from people who met me in the hospital on the day I was born, to my elementary school friends, to former high school bff's, work colleagues, mommy friends, neighbors.... you get the idea.  I felt very loved and grateful all day long.

I know.  I'm getting sappy in my old age.  I need to get a grip because really, it's just Facebook.  It's what people do.

Still.

Anyway, I'm posting tonight because I promised a couple of weeks ago to show you guys the final result of our Halloween House of Horrors and I'm trying to be better about following up on things.  Especially since I've failed you all on Fall Food Fridays.

And Teacher Talk Tuesdays.

And I never really got around to doing any kind of regular book-related post.

Is anybody even still out there?

Anyway, I hate to subject you all to another video with me narrating, but there was no other way around it.  I also hate to subject you to poor quality video, but again, there was no way around it.  The Flip doesn't come with any type of night vision recording device (that I know of), so I got all MacGyver on you guys and just lit the Flip with a flashlight- which amounted to very limited vision.  Basically, you're going to be looking at darkness and blurs for the next minute twenty.   Sorry.  But I've done what I could to give you guys an idea of why Mr. C proudly holds the honor of having the scariest house on the block, and it's all thanks to 9, mostly.
You'll see why here:

Halloween '10 from Tacy Cauthron on Vimeo.







Is that costume 9's wearing freaky or what? This one group of girls got so scared that they did a lap through our house and out our garage door, while all my family and friends watched and laughed.

Empathy is not really a strong trait around here.

Anyway, that's (almost) all I have for you tonight.

Just a quick aside- a couple of weeks ago a friend of mine posted on FB that she "loathes Halloween" and I seriously had to take a moment and talk myself down from defriending her.  I'm glad that I did, because in real life she is a wonderful and warm person.  It's just a tad hard for me to not take it personal when someone doesn't like Halloween.  With me, it's one of those things that are up there with politics and religion.  If you don't like Halloween and you happen to be my friend, well then, we'll just avoid the entire topic altogether like a big fat elephant in the room.

For those of you who do 'get' Halloween and love it as much as I do, I  want to say thanks for celebrating!  I hope your day was filled with all kinds of parties and spooky fun.

Have a good night! 

Pieces of Me

I know it's been a while since I posted.  That's mainly because in order for one to blog about their lives, one must have a life-and I haven't had much of a life lately.  Lately, my existence has consisted mainly of waking up, taxi'ing everyone around, going to my 3 million jobs (not really, but it feels like it), and then coming home and doing the dinner/homework/bedtime routine.  Come evening, I just don't feel like talking to y'all.  

No offense.  

Anyway, a better writer would be disciplined and sharp enough to sit down and turn their mundane experience into interesting stories, but you all know that that's not me.   I'm happy to be a mediocre writer who's kind enough to have saved you the pain of reading about my boring life and who waited to document it until I had something worth sharing.  

Like the Dia De Los Muertos altar that I created in our home last weekend. 

Don't freak out- I'm not going all pagan on you guys.  I'm not even going to pretend that I know enough about Dia De Los Muertos to even have made an authentic altar.  I learned enough in my college course on Cultural Sensitivity to know that any true Mexican may look at this white girl's altar and become deeply offended- but to be honest, I spent that entire course biting my tongue and fighting the urge to tell people to LIGHTEN UP ALREADY.  

With that in mind, here's why I made a Day of the Dead Altar:  

1) because my friend Lisa had one in her house last year and it was really cool

2) because I like the idea of having a place in my house where family members who have passed on are remembered, even if it is only for a couple of weeks.

3) because I'm the boss and I can if I want to

Seriously though, the farther along I got in the process, the more important #2 became to me.  

For instance, here's a picture of Billie, my mom's mom, and her mom- who I called Mama Kay.  I never knew Billie because she died before I was born, but my Mama Kay lived until I was 8 or 9.  She was a Southern Belle who wore Coral colored lipstick everyday.  

 She had many husbands and a ton of secrets.  In fact, I should probably do some research on her.  It'd probably make a good novel.  

If you're wondering what that shot glass is doing there, many altars
include objects that were favored by the deceased.  They also feature food and drink to give to the "spirits" on their journey.  I figure I'm just killing two birds with one stone.  It was no secret that my grandmother liked to party- so there you go, Billie.  Cheers! 

Here's a picture of Mr. C's grandparents: 

Nuts, you can't see.  Look down towards the shadows and you'll see that there's a tool there from his grandfather, who was a do-it-yourself-fix-it-man.  

Do you have time for a short ghost story? 

One time Mr. C came in from the garage kind of spooked.  He said that he was thinking about his grandfather when, all of a sudden, this one tool that happened to belong to his grandpa rolled off the table and fell onto the floor.  Mr. C said he hadn't been touching the table or anything.  

I love that kind of story.  Gives me the best kind of chills. 

The other thing in the picture there is a cork screw that grows out of a dog's butt.  I didn't ask why that was one of the "favored" objects that Mr. C chose to include, and I don't really want to examine what it means that it's included.  The answer could be scarier than any ghost story. 

That's my grandfather- my mom's dad.  He helped Boeing engineer the fuel-injected jet plane, but ended up being buried on Potter's Field.  Long story that I really only know a bit of. 

I really should write a novel, I tell you. 

There's some more pics of Billie. 

And finally, 

some more pics of Mr. C's Hungarian relatives on the left.  On the right is my great- grandfather when he was a boy with his parents, who (I think) were direct immigrants from Wales.  

Neat-o.

Also, the picture is too small for you to see, but the lady sitting in the picture on the left is Matt's grandmother. If you look real hard, you can see that Princess G has the same wide cheek bones and face shape.  Except for the blond hair, the resemblance is a little astonishing.  For this reason, we like to tell her that she's a Hungarian Gypsy.  

She loves it.  

So that's it.  That's my post on my Dia de los Muertos altar.  You all may think I'm weird for even putting one up, and truth be told, it started out as mainly being another way to decorate the house for Halloween.  But since I've put it up, I keep finding myself drawn over to that corner.  I'll spend long moments staring at the pictures and making observations.  I'm noticing that I've got Billie's chin, my great-grandfather's nose, and my Mama Kay's face shape.  I'm looking at my grandfather's proud stance and wondering what aspects of his personality I've inherited.

Physical DNA aside, I love mulling over what I know about these people while at the same time, wishing, wishing, wishing that I knew their stories.  After all, these are the people who're responsible for my existence- as well as those of my children.  It seems fitting that I have a corner of my house set up for a few weeks to honor them.  

You all have a good night! 

Finally Fall:Edition Sneaky Peek Preview

Last weekend Mr. C dragged the Halloween box down from it's shelf in the garage and I wrote on Facebook that  we were having our "annual fight about how scary is too scary".  I thought it would be okay since I had written about this same thing last year in the Story of a Boy and His Ghoul post.

 It's one of my favorites.

Turned out,  Mr. C got a little bent out of shape over the whole thing.  He says it's not tactful to let the world know about marital conflicts, and maybe he's right.  Tact has never been my strongpoint.

I just feel like all couples have little fights over stupid stuff and if I can see the humor in the situation, I assumed others would too.  It really is a stupid little fight.

Anyway, he also pointed out that it's not really a fight because he's been giving in every year and listening to my "suggestions" (quotation marks are his).  I suppose this is true.  For the most part he has let me take his Halloween Night Horror vision for our house and whittle it down until it resembles something more along the lines of Casper the Friendly Ghost.

And in my defense, I think Mr. C forgets that there's a good reason I don't trust him with the decorations.  Like the fact that 3 years ago we had an old bloody baby head on a stick in our courtyard.  And a life size dummy with a bone sticking out of his arm.  And this guy:

He's still here, against my better judgement.

Anyway, I didn't sit down to take pot shots at Mr. C.  I sat down to write about our decorations this year.   It's a work in progress still, but here's a sneak peek.  

We've got wigs: 

We've got bones: 

We've got spiders, 

ghosts,

and snakes.

(A quick word about that snake.  Last week, before the Halloween decorations went up, Mr. C hung it there as part of a practical joke.  He was hoping I'd walk out the door, see the snake hanging there, and scream loud and long.  He thinks that kind of thing is hilarious.  I, however, walked right by that snake for 5 days before I even noticed it was there.  I can only wonder what the neighbors, friends, and Jehovah Witnesses that came to our door during that 5 day period thought.)  

To continue with the story....

we're hanging lights,

making props,

and in T minus 15 days, I'll be able to show you the final product.  Like I said, this is just a sneak preview. 

In the meantime, look what I caught Mr. C rigging up today:

He said he was just putting it up to mess with me, but I know him better than that.  He was hoping that this would go the way of the snake, and I'd fail to notice it.

Yeah right.

I will admit though, you've got to admire the man for holding onto his dream.

You all have a good night!